An Italian, Scotsman and Chinaman are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'
And to the Chinaman, 'You're in charge of supplies.'
He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.'
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesa fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinaman leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells Supplies!
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'
And to the Chinaman, 'You're in charge of supplies.'
He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.'
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesa fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinaman leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells Supplies!
A black guy, a mexican guy and a white guy are walking together down the street when they find a genie lamp. They rub it and a genie jumps out. The genie looks at them and says, "Since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish".
So the black guy says "I wish all of my black brothers and sisters could all go back to Africa, where there would be perfect peace and harmony". The genie snaps his fingers and the black guy dissapears, as well as all other black people in USA.
So the mexican says "I wish all of my mexican brothers and sisters could all go back to Mexico, where there would be perfect peace and harmony". The genie snaps his fingers and the mexican guy dissapears, as well as all other Mexican people in USA.
The genie then turns to the white guys and ask him what he wants. The white guy thinks about it for a few moments, then asks the genie "Let me get this straight. All the blacks and mexicans are out of the US?" The genie says "Yes". So then the white guys says "In that case, I'll have a Coke".
So the black guy says "I wish all of my black brothers and sisters could all go back to Africa, where there would be perfect peace and harmony". The genie snaps his fingers and the black guy dissapears, as well as all other black people in USA.
So the mexican says "I wish all of my mexican brothers and sisters could all go back to Mexico, where there would be perfect peace and harmony". The genie snaps his fingers and the mexican guy dissapears, as well as all other Mexican people in USA.
The genie then turns to the white guys and ask him what he wants. The white guy thinks about it for a few moments, then asks the genie "Let me get this straight. All the blacks and mexicans are out of the US?" The genie says "Yes". So then the white guys says "In that case, I'll have a Coke".
